Friday, March 5, 2010

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Tristram Shandy, the selected song.


Life and Opinions of Tristram Shandy, Gentleman

(written from 1760 to 1768)


Book III - Chapter XXI


Every day for at least ten years, my father decided to arrange them, he does not yet. No other family had suffered more than an hour this problem, and what is more surprising is that there was perhaps no subject on which my father was more eloquent than that of the hinges. Yet he was also, as history attests, one of their biggest dupes his rhetoric and his behavior is constantly thwarted. The parlor door was never opened that were not affected his philosophy or his principles. Three drops of oil at the tip of a pen and a well placed hammer blow would have saved his honor.

Such is the inconsistency of man, always moaning that he could cure ills! His whole life contradicts his knowledge and all the reason that God has given only used for sharpening his suffering (as opposed to oil) and overwhelmed by the discomfort it multiplies! The wretched creature subjected to such a fate! The causes of fatal pain in this world are not they enough? Should we add other voluntarily? Why fight in vain against the inevitable evils and accept instead of suffering we would easily disappear at the rate of ten times less hassle?

by Divine! there are still three drops of oil and a hammer for ten leagues around Shandy Hall , the living room door off its hinges will be repaired under this reign!


Laurence Sterne (1713-1768)



If this book is full of songs tasty, that's about the only one that can be taken out of context without losing its charm. Recommended reading absolutely!

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

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Broadcast and The Focus Group

The "mini-album" 'Broadcast and The Focus Group Investigate Cults Witch Of The Radio Age', in my opinion one of the best albums published in 2009, continues to haunt me nights. Two videos in the mood to make the pleasure last, pending a new album from Broadcast this year.

Friday, February 12, 2010

Template For Chapstick Labels

Annoyances

After punchy first single, We Want War , album Hidden of These New Puritans, in whom I put all my marbles in early 2010, is proves to be quite challenging to listen . In fact, in light of other titles on the disc, the symphonic effects and arty of the single hinted at the turn of events, but I could not predict that all horns would be harping on the disc, decorated Björkeries
pretentious ... Maybe I'm spent next to the novel scope of the work (!), but this seems to be as digestible than apple strudel.

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

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Massive or not?

What about

of Heligoland, the new album from Massive Attack , released almost 7 years to the day after the 100th unsurpassable Windows ? There or the previous one, and Mezzanine, enveloped the listener on a trip neurasthenic and bright, the new album just to create an atmosphere, lack of scale and I find rather erased guests (though not for lack of have stacked the odds their side ( Martina Topley-Bird, Tunde Adebimpe (TV On the Radio ) e t Damon Albarn , officiating in all securities a little warm - what a pity to leave Paradise Circus single ...).


Fortunately, the faithful Horace Andy , saves the whole of anemia by putting on his familiar incantations Girl I Love You, which, together with the already known Splitting The Atom and beautiful conclusion Atlas Air, the gems of the disc.


How to hide my disappointment after waiting? After a deliciously poisonous Mezzanine, a 100th Windows poisonous, two discs with the chilling power of the melodies has never wavered, Heligoland seems to happen with one step behind. This is not a bad album per se, it's still worthy of a group the likes of Massive Attack, and perhaps will reveal there age. But for now, I have not felt the slap of Third Portishead, and this disc seems several shades below past glories.



visual side, I am not a fan either of the kit, but it seems to be fashionable at the moment, the ugly pockets, see Hot Chip and Yeasayer (already customary due, it's true, but it becomes worrying!). We can at least acknowledge the continuity with Windows 100th, which was still much more fitting with the mood of the disc.